"The weatherman predicted strong wind and hale."

New England weather can be fierce, but I've never heard of it being described as "hale and hearty". (And, while we're on the subject, why does "hearty" so often follow "hale"?r) Is a strong wind a hale wind, as opposed to a sickly breeze?r

Do you find it jarring to see a homophone instead of the intended word? Not in intentional wordplay, of course, such as "What's worse than raining cats and dogs?" "Hailing taxis." Puns and other forms of verbal chicanery turn on the unexpected word replacing the expected word or familiar phrase. "Hailing taxis" has the added benefit (if benefit is the correct word) of being correctly spelled for either meaning of "hailing", either frozen precipitation or verbal salute. Of course, taxi drivers can give us a frozen stare or digital salute in return. But I digress.

As you've seen countless times, spell checking software will not object to homophones being used in place of the correct word. Surely not all writers whose works confuse us with "their", "they're", "there" are using dictation software to transcribe their thoughts. (If the authors were, then the software would probably get the right word more often than the human!)

Will reading aloud what one has written help?r Probably not. Another set of eyes might find the word, such as Jenny asking her father, "Gee dad, what had the pine done that was naughty?" Sure enough, I'd written "naughty pine" instead of "knotty pine." Tempted as I was to reply something along the lines of "It got board.", "It lost its pitch.", or even "It was needling me.", I thanked her for pointing out my mistake. Wouldn't you want someone to point out an "Oops!" before it found its way into electronic immortality?

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